Cinematic Cobbler Gifts

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I brought cocoa."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Rodin's Irish Judge

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Not you again, Achilles.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'Johnny Depp'

Brighton Rocky

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"We need less cowbell!"

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

'Touching.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

Caterpiller in a shoe shop.

Stilettos Sharpened

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

The Drummer

'Lately, I've been feeling old and worn down.' 'Time wounds all heels.'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"So you think you can cobble!"

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.