Cinematic Cobbler Gifts

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I brought cocoa."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Not you again, Achilles.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

'Touching.'

"We need less cowbell!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

Caterpiller in a shoe shop.

The Drummer

Stilettos Sharpened

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"So you think you can cobble!"

Shoemaker, no longer needs elves due to lockdown