Cobbler Gifts

Not you again, Achilles.

'Lately, I've been feeling old and worn down.' 'Time wounds all heels.'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

Heel bar.

"So you think you can cobble!"

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

A Jewish cobbler injures himself and sees many Star of David symbols instead of stars.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'

The Power of Advertising

'You brought them here in 1975, you say, then mislaid the ticket? Of course I've still got them - they'll be ready Thursday!'

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Mum, what makes a key maker good at repairing shoes?"

Shoemaker, no longer needs elves due to lockdown

'No, sir, I'm afraid we don't offer courtesy shoes while yours are being repaired.'

Lost Soles

Caterpiller in a shoe shop.

"Excuse me ladies, but could you direct me to the boot glue."

'We want a pair of shoes, size eight.' 'With silver buckles.'

'The last of the Mohicans'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Stilettos Sharpened

'Touching.'

As You Like It - Man meets his shoemaker, who he owes money

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

F&E Cobblers. It's time to start work. Let the heeling begin!

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!

Custom Shoes for the Stars. What about this order? These boots are made for Walken!

"Heel."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow