Fur Baby Coddler Gifts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

A midwife holding a baby

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A Tit for Tat.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'