Fur Baby Coddler Pillows

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

A midwife holding a baby

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A Tit for Tat.

Fleas Navidad.

Fur Baby

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'