Cobweb Collector T-Shirts

Chess players covered in cobwebs

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Silly wig.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

A man taking a bow

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

Mummy?!

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

When lice dream.