Cobweb Collector Gifts

Chess players covered in cobwebs

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

A man taking a bow

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Marley had a little lamb

Rapunzcow

Lady in a pretty dress

Mount Bobblemore.

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"One blackbird pizza?"

Mummy?!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.