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"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Nuts to you, too."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'It's an antique!'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The other digital divide.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

The dead sea scrolls

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"Please feel free to browse."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

Henri Matisse

Edmund Spenser

Mudville

Canada's Undefended Border.

E-commerce for shoplifters.