Web Domain Collector T-Shirts

"It was the only domain name they had left."

"Nuts to you, too."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'You shouldn't have.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Boss.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Please feel free to browse."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Tombstones with convention name tags

'Congratulations, Dickerson. I'm promoting you from lackey to flunkey.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."