Web Domain Collector Pillows

"It was the only domain name they had left."

"Nuts to you, too."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'You shouldn't have.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

The Boss.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Please feel free to browse."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

'Congratulations, Dickerson. I'm promoting you from lackey to flunkey.'

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"That's Doctor Tambourine Man."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke