Domain Name Collector Pillows

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"Nuts to you, too."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"Land salmon. . ."

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

PC World - Policemen's shop

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'