Domain Name Enthusiast Pillows

"CannoliCrimeFramily.com is taken, but CannoliHotdogs.com is available. I guess we're getting out of crime, and getting into the hot dog business."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Tom Cruise

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Naming that Impala

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.