Domain Names Pillows

We're calling her Samantha.org. The dot-com name was already taken.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

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'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"