Domain Registrars Pillows

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Twitter censorship

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

The Remote Olympics

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

Man ironing out a line graph.

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

Big Eyes

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

Cyber Sexual Harassment

"Oh no - another mouth to feed!"

Cyber Gang Violence.

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'Second door on the left.'

The third volume of the registers

Site warns website users their personal details might have been compromised...

"I need to talk to you about your unacceptable viewing history. I mean, Michael McIntyre!?!"

www.sadbastard.com

"We must seek out and destroy all Easter Eggs before they hatch into Easter Bunnies!"