Domain Registrars Gifts

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Twitter censorship

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Facelook

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

The Remote Olympics

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Man ironing out a line graph.

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

Big Eyes

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

"Oh no - another mouth to feed!"

Cyber Sexual Harassment

Cyber Gang Violence.

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'Second door on the left.'

The third volume of the registers

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

Facebook and Privacy

Site warns website users their personal details might have been compromised...

"We must seek out and destroy all Easter Eggs before they hatch into Easter Bunnies!"

We're calling her Samantha.org. The dot-com name was already taken.