Domain Detective Gifts

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Alternative Medicine

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I only told a few friends."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Spam traps on mobiles

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

The Darknet starts right here.

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"That's not what it says on the Web."

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

The Big Bad Wolf