Internet Investigator Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."

We have your email.

Your data

"I'm grounded. My mom checked my browser history."

Cybercrime

Spam traps on mobiles

"I only told a few friends."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Conspiracy theory

'You've got BlakcMail!'

"According to this site 98% of the statistics on the net are false!"

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The new Physics

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'racism is the new black.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

I'd rather be phishing.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."