Internet Investigators Gifts

"A quick internet search stopped me worrying about my aching back...."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Internet.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Twitter censorship

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The new Physics

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Facelook

'racism is the new black.'

"I only told a few friends."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

I'd rather be phishing.

Trumpled

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Spying Smart TV

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Spam traps on mobiles

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."