Internet Investigators Pillows

"A quick internet search stopped me worrying about my aching back...."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Twitter censorship

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The new Physics

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I only told a few friends."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'racism is the new black.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Trumpled

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Spam traps on mobiles

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

I'd rather be phishing.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"