Cybercrime Investigator Pillows

"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Alternative Medicine

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Bribery and Corruption.

Newton's Law and Order.

"I only told a few friends."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'