Internet Detective Gifts

A failed internet scam.

"I don't care what it said on the internet, you are not anorexic"

'It's something so rare, Google doesn't know.'

Beware of sophisticated, hard to detect e-mail scams.

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Identity thieves in jail.

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Before I came I googled your name....did you hold up a convenience store in 2003?"

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

Click 'yes' and win a lifetime of emails, tests, phone call, scams and advertising!

Cybercrime Olympics

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'This is Richard, he's been the victim of identity theft.'

"I think we've been hacked, Dorothy!"

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

"One if by land, two if by sea, three if by Russian troll farm."

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

"I understand Dr. Google and Nurse Siri say you're dying, but we here at the mayo clinic think it may be a case of hay fever."

"It says here that social media companies will do something to stop fake news."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Hello?"

The origins of the Email Money Scam...

Berlitz guide to Scamese

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

The Big Bad Wolf

The new Physics

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."