Internet Detective Gifts

A failed internet scam.

"I don't care what it said on the internet, you are not anorexic"

'It's something so rare, Google doesn't know.'

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

Beware of sophisticated, hard to detect e-mail scams.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Identity thieves in jail.

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

"Before I came I googled your name....did you hold up a convenience store in 2003?"

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

'This is Richard, he's been the victim of identity theft.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I think we've been hacked, Dorothy!"

Cybercrime Olympics

Click 'yes' and win a lifetime of emails, tests, phone call, scams and advertising!

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

The Big Bad Wolf

The new Physics

The origins of the Email Money Scam...

"It says here that social media companies will do something to stop fake news."

"I understand Dr. Google and Nurse Siri say you're dying, but we here at the mayo clinic think it may be a case of hay fever."

"One if by land, two if by sea, three if by Russian troll farm."

"Hello?"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Dear, it's early Saturday morning. Shouldn't you be isolated in the basement on the internet doing something we disapprove of?"

"This online survey about gullibility asked for my credit card number. That's odd."