Domain Names Gifts

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'