Web Domain Enthusiast Gifts

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."