Digital Domain Devotee Gifts

'I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

I Heart Data

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."