Internet Devotee Gifts

"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

Wi-Fi

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Textin’"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'll never forget you."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"