Internet Devotee Pillows

"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

Wi-Fi

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Textin’"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Man doing a search on a computer

"You've got computer-breath."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I'll never forget you."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"