Cyberstyle Devotee Pillows

Cybergoth.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

New Shoes.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"My best friend is my phone."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Giant Sale!

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

At the park, 1979

Underwear boy at 80

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

One size fits all

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

New Gods

'You've got Chop Suey!'

Cybergoths.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Concert pianist.

Steampunk

Balloons tied to a moustache.