Birth Registrar Pillows

'Martin's a birth registrar.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

Baby Playing Violin

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Baby Hairstyles.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.