Birth Order Analyst Pillows

'Maybe I should explain...'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Alabama Traffic Jam

In the club.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"Honey, I'm home."

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

Baby boom expected due to corona

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I'm writig a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks.'"

"My wife finds it natural to nag, so if you hear that I died of natural causes, you'll know why."

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

He'd often look back and wonder what went wrong. She'd catch him sometimes and call the police.

"My wife is all in the eye of the beholder."

'We have a good marriage, but not a marriage made in heaven.'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

"You did this to me."

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"