Order And Obedience Analyst Pillows

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

The Best Laid Plans

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Man and dog.

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'