Order And Obedience Analyst Prints

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

The Best Laid Plans

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Man and dog.

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Dog Obedience Training Centre.