Obedience Obstacle Observer Pillows

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Agility God

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Training.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.