Birth Order Analyst Gifts

'Maybe I should explain...'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

In the club.

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"Honey, I'm home."

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

Baby boom expected due to corona

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

"My wife finds it natural to nag, so if you hear that I died of natural causes, you'll know why."

He'd often look back and wonder what went wrong. She'd catch him sometimes and call the police.

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'We have a good marriage, but not a marriage made in heaven.'

"My wife is all in the eye of the beholder."

"You did this to me."

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"