
Too Fit to Acquit
Looking for a gift for the law and order analyst who loves solving mysteries and upholding justice? Our collection features clever, humorous, and insightful products that celebrate their analytical skills and dedication. Whether it’s for a colleague, friend, or family member, these thoughtful gifts fit their profession and personality. Find something that sparks their passion for law enforcement and detective work while adding a touch of humor to their daily routine.
Too Fit to Acquit
White Dude's Burden
Trial by Media
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
The Jose Padilla Experience
"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."
"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"
Los Angeles' New Smart Meters
'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'
"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."
'The highest court in the land.'
The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'
Fairtale prosecutions.
Justice
Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice
Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Lights Action Camera Justice
"Overruled."
"No offence Jon, but..."
Policeman giving paramedics a fine.
Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice
Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.
"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."
'So far we don't have any suspects.'
Dumping The Death Penalty
Medellin erases the image of Escobar
Upload Filter
'I think we both know that's a decoy.'
"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."
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