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Too Fit to Acquit

White Dude's Burden

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'The highest court in the land.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Fairtale prosecutions.

Justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Lights Action Camera Justice

"Overruled."

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

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'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."