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Trial by Media

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"National security adviser"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'More government surveillance!'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Scars and Bars

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'