Law Enforcement Analyst Pillows

Colorblind Cops

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

Trial by Media

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"National security adviser"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Careful! He knows computers."

Totalitarian Humour

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'More government surveillance!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Scars and Bars

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

Family traits.

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'