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Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

The Investigation

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."