Crime Analyst Aficionado Prints

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The Investigation

Ignorance of the Law

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."