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Trial by Media

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"National security adviser"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"That's hardly necessary!"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"True crime meets reality TV"

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Scars and Bars

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'