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"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Fairtale prosecutions.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Dumping The Death Penalty

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"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

New research on streetcrime

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

Steve Bannon

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

Et Tu, CIA?

The Affirmative Action Wars

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