Intelligence Analysts T-Shirts

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

David Petraeus

Rupert Murdoch's Disgusting Spy Scandal

Et Tu, CIA?

Love Reaper

The National Intelligence Agency gives Congress a modified briefing on election security.

'It looks like a Homeland Security sting operation.'

Barack Obama and NSA

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

G8 meeting in Belfast.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Anti-Agent

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

The Life of Pi

"Morning, all!"

"National security adviser"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Time Is Money