Intelligence Analysts Pillows

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

David Petraeus

The National Intelligence Agency gives Congress a modified briefing on election security.

'It looks like a Homeland Security sting operation.'

Barack Obama and NSA

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

G8 meeting in Belfast.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

The Anti-Agent

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Morning, all!"

"National security adviser"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'