Security Analyst Pillows

Watching The Watchers.

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'Hey, Dad...which president said 'We having nothing to fear but fear itself'...?'

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

Remembering passwords.

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

"OMG! Guys, you won't believe how many passwords and user-names I've found in here."

"We're in, the Pentagon Christmas party guest list"

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."

"It`s the special branch."

Paranoid scientists.

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."

'How do I know this won't be leaked to the NSA, IRS, FBI or CIA?'

Political Espionage

'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

NSA is coming to town.

"Oh, that? That's our data security blanket."

Men in Blank

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

' Why weren't Australian tourists warned about the terrorist threats in Bali?'

Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism.

"Email is such a security risk! That's why I prefer good old fashioned one-to-one gossip."

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"Will that be cash, or a chance to expose your credit card to fraudulent use?"

'Mr Smith, what are you doing under the water?'

The RIRA, Britain and Ireland...

IT security.