Security Analyst Mugs

Watching The Watchers.

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

Remembering passwords.

'Hey, Dad...which president said 'We having nothing to fear but fear itself'...?'

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

"OMG! Guys, you won't believe how many passwords and user-names I've found in here."

"It`s the special branch."

"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."

"We're in, the Pentagon Christmas party guest list"

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

Paranoid scientists.

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

Political Espionage

'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'

"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

NSA is coming to town.

'How do I know this won't be leaked to the NSA, IRS, FBI or CIA?'

Men in Blank

IT security.

The RIRA, Britain and Ireland...

'Careful, Martha ... Those might not be flies. They could be drones.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Spying

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

' Why weren't Australian tourists warned about the terrorist threats in Bali?'

'You can do your worst, but I'll tell you nothing.'