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It Security Analyst Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that playfully nods to their cybersecurity expertise—perfect for their morning coffee or tea. Designed for IT security analysts who appreciate humor and style.
The young Vic Toews M.P.
"Yeah it's me again Guv. The boys have found something they suspect might be a listening device."
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"National security adviser"
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
A Little Extra
"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."
'More government surveillance!'
"That's hardly necessary!"
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
Legalish
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