Intelligence Analyst Pillows

'Well, no, I don't see any patterns in this data, but I did see Elvis in my oatmeal this morning!'

'Information gathering.'

'I see weapons of mass destruction!'

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'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Honey, it's me. . . and whoever else is listening at the NSA. . .'

Cryptologists Anonymous

Binge Viewing...

Government Intelligence

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Domestic Espionage

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"It's just the government, dear..."

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

"No, you haven't breached the Official Secrets Act. It's your access to common knowledge that worries us."

George Orwell - 2013

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!

Army Navy Store - Sale on Used Government Spyware!

NSA Scandal.

The long arm of the law. . . Your personal e-mails.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Spying Circle.

'Don't worry. . . I've got him under control!'

"I wish they would just go back to tapping our phone lines."

"Stay cool - we're picking up a lot of chatter."

"How many of those 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Sorry, this cartoon has been redacted

Classified Inelligence Briefings

"National security adviser"