Ai Analyst Pillows

"I'm your therapy robot, Mr. Berkowitz. My role is to help people with technology phobias."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Light Bulb Moment

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"National security adviser"

"Morning, all!"

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Time Is Money

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"