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"I quit! You can commiserate with ole Mr. ChatGPT from now on."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"