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The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

The Best Laid Plans

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

"It's recently come to my attention that all government agencies are doing absolutely nothing. You're all fired."

Dept of Entropy.

Conglomerates

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Ways to handle difficult patients.

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

Yes, it does look refreshing

"Tidy Tim."

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"Were letting you go, Hayward, because that's standard industry practice."

Library: Management Section

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

'Maybe I should explain...'

"You are so organized!"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

Lawyer control van.

Just organizing them wasn't feeding my creative side.

"You're fit to stand trial, Mr. Douglas, so feel free to get out there and commit a crime."