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The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

The Best Laid Plans

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"It's recently come to my attention that all government agencies are doing absolutely nothing. You're all fired."

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

Dept of Entropy.

Conglomerates

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Ways to handle difficult patients.

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

"Tidy Tim."

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

Library: Management Section

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

'Maybe I should explain...'

"Were letting you go, Hayward, because that's standard industry practice."

"You are so organized!"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

Lawyer control van.

"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."

"You're fit to stand trial, Mr. Douglas, so feel free to get out there and commit a crime."

Policeman assessing crash between two gurneys.