Birth Registrar T-Shirts

'Martin's a birth registrar.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"WHich one is mine?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Botany Baby!

Whoa

Baby Mozart.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Baby Hairstyles.

Baby Playing Violin

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'